Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Impossible to Fail!

 Why wait for Kobbers to save the day?

 

You deserve heroes who are there when YOU need them!

 

When you're in trouble...


CALL ON CONCORD!

 

A group of incredible heroes from across the universe are here to help you! Don't stand around waiting for problems to be solved after the fact! With Concord on your side, you can have heroes on hand for event security, bodyguard services, and more!

 

Concord does the job by the book, the way you want it to be done! With Kobbers, you have to just hope they'll show up, and you never know what they might do when they get there! Contract Concord, and they'll be there on the double to get things done YOUR way!

 

Call now and find out which of our specialists best suit your needs!

 

When in trouble, there's no one more reliable than Concord!

 

Terms and Conditions apply. Contract holders are liable for any collateral damage undertaken by employed members of Concord. Members of Concord may exit contracts at any time to avoid mortal injury. Individual members of Concord are available by request but ultimately the provided hero is up for Concord to decide. All payments must be made up front. Satisfaction not guaranteed.

 

Concord! The best money you'll ever spend! 


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 "That's the ticket! Not too many details, not too many answers! Get that name out there and score some contracts, then the cash will start rolling in! Sure, Concord will figure out they're being put up to this, but they're not in much of a place to argue now, are they? HA! HA! HA!"

 

"Just need to make sure the guy up top doesn't find out. Months digging for bones and all we have is dust. Who cares about gasha-whatzo, we've been leaving money on the table! Concord is going to be big! Huge!"

 

"Or at least it'll make a boatload of moolah before the bubble bursts! HA! HA! HA!"

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