Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Impossible to Fail!

 Why wait for Kobbers to save the day?

 

You deserve heroes who are there when YOU need them!

 

When you're in trouble...


CALL ON CONCORD!

 

A group of incredible heroes from across the universe are here to help you! Don't stand around waiting for problems to be solved after the fact! With Concord on your side, you can have heroes on hand for event security, bodyguard services, and more!

 

Concord does the job by the book, the way you want it to be done! With Kobbers, you have to just hope they'll show up, and you never know what they might do when they get there! Contract Concord, and they'll be there on the double to get things done YOUR way!

 

Call now and find out which of our specialists best suit your needs!

 

When in trouble, there's no one more reliable than Concord!

 

Terms and Conditions apply. Contract holders are liable for any collateral damage undertaken by employed members of Concord. Members of Concord may exit contracts at any time to avoid mortal injury. Individual members of Concord are available by request but ultimately the provided hero is up for Concord to decide. All payments must be made up front. Satisfaction not guaranteed.

 

Concord! The best money you'll ever spend! 


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 "That's the ticket! Not too many details, not too many answers! Get that name out there and score some contracts, then the cash will start rolling in! Sure, Concord will figure out they're being put up to this, but they're not in much of a place to argue now, are they? HA! HA! HA!"

 

"Just need to make sure the guy up top doesn't find out. Months digging for bones and all we have is dust. Who cares about gasha-whatzo, we've been leaving money on the table! Concord is going to be big! Huge!"

 

"Or at least it'll make a boatload of moolah before the bubble bursts! HA! HA! HA!"

Tuesday, January 21, 2025

Post Season 14 Brawl Wishlist

 Whalestrand is behind us, so we know everyone we could have met and whether or not they've brawled! That means it's time to list a bunch of names of people I'd like to see fite still despite us moving on to Argo! As always, a name being present or absent usually hinges on things like my own memory working as I write this or I might just be highlighting specific fun picks rather than just going down the list of all eligible people. Also, gonna hold back on characters we only know through teasers at present. Anyway, here's the big ol' wishlist!


HARPY 
Oboro
Kirby
Dashra
Tamara
Troy
Hiroki
Boss
Amber
Oersted
Damien
Peppino
Silver Wolf
Naomi
Sivvy
Ignamar 
Chloe

IVEL
Deekin
Frima
 
BRINE
Etch
Morgana
Eshe 
Kayle
Blanche
Jackson
Lee
Venny/Vimmy
Mizuchi
Paddy
HANNAH

BREE
Lord Puddington
Rick 
Mayor Eugene

GOOPERBLOOPER
Sheryl
Junko
DJ Candy
Huge Hermit
X Demolition
Sakura Atari
Beheeyem
Rexy
Gardenia
Kumonga
Dr. Blooper
Palette
Shoebill
H'aanit
Ramlethal
Garfield
Piyori
Castti
Piper
Mikoto Misaka

RUBYCHAO
Mizuki
Tom Turbine
Kotohime
Biek Fowler
Kennedy/Cirral
Bambietta
Remaining Neokama
Carmine/Evangeline
Coral
MAPLE

STEELKOMODO
Daniel
Alex the Raptor 
MLG Toon Link
Victoria Thorne
 
CORNWIND EVIL
Bernard
Janus
Beckett
Celeste
Patty

DELETER
Benita
Futaba
Jade
 
DRACO
Parsee
Vina Sealander
Yoshiko
Vehicon Steve
Momoyo
Goldlewis
Tara Skew
Kasen
Yohane in Big O
Margit
Paimon
Delilah
Macka
Seregios
Sage 
Sue Chef
2B
Zett/Cervan

M SHEEP 
Eleven Thirty
Haehyun
Yomary Martinien
Pillbox 
The Other Hobos

HOODED PITOHUI
Myuri
Shinji
Maomao
Garie
Happy Mask Salesman
 
SEY 
Gelato
Sorbet